Let’s Ban Pressure Cookers!

On April 15, 2013, Two bombs detonated within seconds of each other near the finish line of theBoston Marathon, killing 3 and injuring more than 180 people. Based on the arguments of gun haters, we should pass laws banning the use of pressure cookers. Why? because the two terrorists were not the ones who killed those people, it was the pressure cookers. Just like “guns kill people,” also “pressure cookers kill people.”

By the way, in 2012, 33,561 people were killed in car crashes. As well, In May of 2014, a drove his car into a crowd of people in Houston Texas. In Southern California, in August 0f 2003, a man plowed into a crowd of tourists, injuring 11 person, and killing an Italian woman. So, with tongue-in-cheek, we should also ban cars. They are obviously a tool someone can use to kill people. Oops, I meant that cars kill people, not that people use cars to kill others.



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